Menu
Cocktails
Deep Throat • 6.00
Ask your bartender if you can handle our rotating specialty shot
Frosty the Flamingo • 13.00
Frozen Cocktail - Vodka, Guava, Lavender, Lemon, & Sparkling Rosé
Pink Peña* • 13.00
Misguided Blanco Tequila, Pineapple, Campari, Grenadine, Lime, Cardamom
Mixtape Martini* • 14.00
Vodka or Mezcal, Mixtape Espresso, Honey, Espresso Liqueur
Murder, She Wrote• 13.00
Gin, Cranberry, Apricot, Coriander, Bitters, Lemon
The Great Rumpkin • 13.00
Frozen Cocktail - Misguided Dark Rum, Pumpkin Spice, Coffee Liqueur, Espresso, Oat Milk
Kentucky Tooshie* • 14.00
Jim Beam Bourbon, Guava, Lime, Ginger Beer
Neck Tattoo • 13.00
Misguided Tequila, Aperol, Hibiscus, Lemon
Babeland • 14.00
Misguided Tequila, El Koch Mezcal, Pear Liqueur, Passion Fruit, Sparkling Wine
Sassy Sage • 14.00
Tanteo Chipotle Tequila, Orange Juice, Blackberry, Sage, Lime
*Can be made as a mocktail upon request
Queer Quenchers
Ten to One White Rum, Lime, Simple, & your choice of flavor:
Blood Orange & Cranberry • 12.00
Hibiscus & Lavender • 12.00
Blood Orange & Basil • 12.00
Blackerry & Sage • 12.00
Pineapple & Grenadine • 12.00
BEER, Wine & Seltzer
Drafts
Torch + Crown Helles Lager • 7.00
Greenpoint Oktoberfest • 7.00
Greenpoint De Stijl IPA • 9.00
Cans
Tecate* or High Life* • 5.00
Lone River Ranch Water Seltzer* • 7.00
Austin East Cider • 7.00
NA Athletic Lite • 9.00
Can Can Bordeaux Blanc • 9.00
Underwood Pinot Nior • 9.00
Lyers NA Prosecco • 9.00
*Beer & a Shot • Tecate or High Life • 7.00
*Seltzer & a Shot • 9.00
fOOD
Green Things
Falafel Wrap • 14.00
Three Fried Falafel Balls, Lemon Tahini Sauce, Romaine, Pickles, Pickled Onions, on a Spinach Tortilla
• *Vegan
Caeser Salad Wrap • 14.00
Romaine, Croutons, Capers, Parmesan, Sunflower Caesar Dressing, on a Spinach Tortilla
• *Vegan +2
Lex Mex Salad • 10.00
Romaine, Spicy Chickpeas, Grilled Peppers, Corn Tortilla Strips, Chipotle Dressing
• *Vegan
Let’s Have a Kiki
Topped Tots • 13.00
Tator Tots topped with Beef, Cheese Sauce, Grilled Onions & Peppers, Jalapeños & Chipotle Sauce
• Vegan +$2
Bottom Fries • 14.00
Fires Bottomed with Fried Chicken, Grilled Onions & Peppers, Capers, Parmesan Cheese, & Honey Mustard Sauce
• Vegan +$4
Fried Brussels • 12.00
Fried & Tossed with Capers, Parmesan Cheese, & Side of LEmon Tahini
• Vegan +$2
Gold Star Nachos • 12.00
Corn Chips, Nacho Cheese, Grilled Onions & Peppers, Jalapeños, & Chipotle Sauce
Vegan with Homemade Cheese Sauce (GF)
• Vegan +$2
Bun Stuff
Butch Burger • 14.00
Beef Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Grilled Onions, Flamingo Sauce on a Potato Bun
• Vegan with V Beeef & V Provolone +$4
Chicken Queen • 16.00
Fried Chicken, Pepper Jack Cheese, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickles, & Honey Mustard
• Vegan +$3
Baby Gay • 10.00
Cheddar & Pepper Jack Cheese with Grilled Onion & Flamingo Sauce
• Ask for Vegan
Gay Agenda • 10.00
Pickle-Marinated Fried Chicken, with Pickles, Lettuce, & Garlic Aioli
• Add Maple Buffalo +$1
• Ask for Vegan
L.G.BLT • 15.00
House Made Vegan Bacun, Lettuce, Tomato, Lemon Tahini on Garlic Texas Toast
• Can be made with real bacon
Side Pieces
Fries • 7.00
Tots • 8.00
Add Bacon • 4.00
Poochie Patty • 4.00
Get Saucey
Flamingo (V) • 1.00
Chipotle (V) • 1.00
Honey Mustard (V except Honey) • 1.00
Buffalo Maple (V) • 1.00
Sunflower Caesar (V) • 1.00
Garlic Aoli (V) • 2.00
Lemon Tahini (V) • 2.00